Sung to the tune of “The Origin of Love” from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
When kale was still hip,
And juices made of salad,
Our snacks were still loaded with sugar,
Folks roamed the aisles,
Confused walking rings.
They had 10 wellness blogs
Saying 10 different things.
There were nutrition warnings
On all of the food,
So they could never decide what
Snacks would do them some good.
And they never knew nothing of Yum.
It was before the Origin of Yum.
The Origin of Yum(ami).
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