The Origin of Yum

Sung to the tune of “The Origin of Love” from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

When kale was still hip,

And juices made of salad,

Our snacks were still loaded with sugar,

Sometimes added.

Folks roamed the aisles,

Confused walking rings.

They had 10 wellness blogs

Saying 10 different things.

There were nutrition warnings

On all of the food,

So they could never decide what

Snacks would do them some good.

And they never knew nothing of Yum.

It was before the Origin of Yum.

The Origin of Yum(ami).